Happy Hump Day! Ya totally fucking over used but those camel pics on facebook make me giggle every time. I love, love LOVE to laugh which is why I love doing small penis humiliation phone sex calls cause I get to giggle and laugh all the way through. Telling dudes that their dicks are too small for fucking and shit is just an added bonus really.
This guy Terry OMG! He was telling me he had 4 inches rock hard. Ok so being Canadian I am like horrible with inches in general. I like use it but really I have no concept of what I am talking about. Ha! I had to start keeping a ruler near my phone so when I do get small dick losers on the phone I could look at it and really get a picture of how tiny those cocks are. I grabbed my ruler and was like SERIOUSLY?!? This is what you have to work with?
I almost fell out of my bed from laughing so hard. I kept looking at the ruler and busting out in laughter. Ya dont think oh poor Terry he was doing what ever a small dick loser does to get those turtle dicks off. Two fingering stroking or what ever. Like how do you guys masturbate? Wait I really dont want to know.
So starting my day off with hump day pictures has got me wanting to keep on laughing. Bring on the small penis humiliation phone sex calls.
1-888-314-6639 is the number just ask for JOSIE!