Do you have a tiny cock? Do girls laugh when you whip it out? Do you have a hard time getting it up? Then SPH phone sex is just for you! I’ll constantly remind you how tiny your penis is and that you can’t touch me with it. I’ll laugh when you tell me how small your peepee is, and I’ll laugh even harder if you have the audacity to call it a “dick” or a “cock”.
Aww are you upset cuz you’re small? There’s hope! I’ll tell you how to keep your girlfriend happy when you call me for SPH Phone Sex. Wanna know how? Pay all her bills and spoil her rotten. If you don’t she’ll leave you for the first guy she finds with an actual cock and you don’t want that, right? You can keep that hot girlfriend as long as she’s happy and you keep being her personal ATM.
But money doesn’t buy happiness so you’ll have to find her a nice big bull to fuck too. Women like big cocks, so find her a bull that’s at least 10 inches. She’ll be sooooo happy that you finally understand that she doesn’t want to fuck you! I bet she’ll cry while she’s thanking you for not touching her and while her new bull is pounding her pussy.
Having a new bull to fuck will make your girlfriend so happy and your relationship will immediately get better because of SPH phone sex. She’ll let you get her ready to fuck him. You’ll get to bathe and massage her before her dick appointment. And if you’ve been really good…you MIGHT get to lick her pussy just before he gets there. Don’t get me started on what you get to do with him if they ask you to stay…
Get humiliated like the simp you are with Felicity at 1-888-314-6639.