Love it when some guy says hey tell me what you think of my cock and he starts describing their thingy. Actually not even sure if he is describing a cock when they are going all its under 3″ when hard. I usually bite my tongue for a moment waiting to hear what he wants me to say about that thing. Like am I suppose to act all impressed by it or will he tell me that he is in need of some small dick humiliation phone sex?
Thankfully most of you little dick twits are wanting me to tell you what I really think which is break out the sph. Heck ya! Lets make fun of your shrimp dick. When I pause before saying dick or cock in referring to your itty bitty member just know that word does not want to come out of my mouth cause you sir do not have anything that looks like a cock.
Think it was last week some guy called up for a small dick humiliation phone sex fantasy and says hey my wife is cucking my small dick ass. As he describes his cock I am like Ya no kidding she is cucking you and that dingaling of yours. But he then tells me all about the dick of the guy she is fucking. OMG yes please tell me more about HIM.
I would fuck that guy it sounded amazing. I would go into details but then I would have to stop typing and go grab one of my fun buzz buzz toys. Like he got me that fucking wet describing it. Then course he would mention his thingy and well took care of my wetness. Damn small dick twits always ruin a good fantasy with having to bring my attention back to you.
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