Dear Men at the beach you aint fooling anyone with you wearing that speedo. Just so you know you stuffing your chubby roll into that skimpy swim trunk it will not make your small dick look bigger. If anything we notice your shrimp dick even more. It looks like a tiny tootsie roll. Oh and dont tell us you been in the cold water and its all shrinkage trust me I hear that all the time during sph phone sex calls.
This bratty princess was in the water and it aint that cold!
Plus I have yet to see your old ass in the water you been too busy wandering the beach looking at us barely legal teases in our bikinis to even notice there is a lake to go float in. I mean pretty sure the only way your small dick will get in the water is to escape our giggling over your itty bitty dick.
Then again with how you twits act on a sph phone sex call I highly doubt you would race into a body of water to escape any form of humiliation if anything you will stand there in all your perverted prime happy for the attention we bother to give you.
Mind you I am not an expert or anything just my warp opinion from years of doing sph phone sex and well listening to you small dick wankers whimper and whine on the phone. How do I get a hot, bratty princess like you to notice me? HOW?
Am doing a massive eye roll just thinking about the whimpers haha.
Anyways when your done sucking in your belly at the beach you know where to find me.
Taking calls at 1-888-314-6639 just ask for Josie