Taboo Phone Sex with Josie

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So being Canadian I have already done my Thanksgiving stuff last month and what to be thankful for. Ya I was thankful for dirty old men. Well and teasing them through some taboo phone sex calls. Ok so didnt actually say that out loud at the dinner table could you imagine the look on my family’s face if I had actually said that. Oh fuck!

I am sure you were mumbling a few nasty things you were thankful for like finding a bratty barely legal girl like me to talk to about your taboo fantasies. Ok so you didnt say it at the table or under your breath but your sure as shit saying it now while you look at my hot panties covering my sweet pussy.

Well right now I am thinking some teasing taboo phone sex fantasy is in order. I got a few nasty role plays going through my mind at the moment. The naughty baby sitter or bratty cheerleader or well actually I cant even mention this one cause it really is only for those that are into something super kinky and taboo.

So once you get out of your turkey coma give me a call from some taboo phone sex fun.

Just ask for Josie 1-888-314-6639

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Schoolgirl Phone Sex Fantasy

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So like school is back in and you guys are fucking going insane for those naughty schoolgirl phone sex fantasies. The white polo shirts that you can see those bras through. The plaid skirts that are rolled up to flaunt those long tan legs. Course who can over look those cute white ankle socks. Ya its been a week of non stop schoolgirl phone sex role plays. Shit you not!

Pretty sure I spend more time in school now then I did when I was an actually student. LOL. Well I am really not complaining cause the school girl fantasies are beyond hot and fun. This morning, I got be taken to the principal office. Seems I had not been paying attention in class and was causing a bit of a scene with the boys in class due to dropping my pencil and picking it up repeatedly.

But in my defence my desk is not level and course my pencil will roll off the desk top. Cant help it if the boys wanna look at me bend over. Well that answer didnt go over too well with the bitch teacher and she sent me to the principal offfice. SURE like he will complain. All I gotta do is demonstrate exactly what I did and well detention is so not gonna happen. Well not the kind with me sitting in the classroom anyways. Ya I might be a bit of a naughty student. Ha! Like you all are complaining about getting a no limit bratty teen on the phone!

So I am around this evening and so ready to continue the fun I was having this morning with those naughty school girl phone sex fantasies.

Just ask for Josie 1-888-314-6639

 

Bratty Phone Sex Princess

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Just finished putting R in place for having a small dick. Like who really wants to suck on that? Not this bratty phone sex princess. Guess I should thank him in a way cause I was able to get in a really good fucking laugh for the afternoon over that itty bitty thing that he made sound so fucking massive.

Really? 4 inches! Did you think that would the mammoth of all cocks?

Good gawd!

It was cracking up cause this bratty phone sex princess has fucking heard it all like guys with small dicks are either embarrassed by their lack of dick in their underwear or are fucking proud of it. No clue why you would be. R was all yup all girls want my dick. No! No! HELL NO! We dont. Well I should say this bratty princess wants none of that shit.

Well maybe I do when I want a really good laugh from humiliating him for having a small cock. Heck thinking next time would be so fucking awesome if R grabbed one of my friends and we made it a 2 girl phone sex princess call you know. Double the humiliation. Though I am sure he would pretend that he is 4 inch did is more than enough for us girls. UGH!

Ya so hit me up for a call. On tonight and most the week!

1-888-314-6639 is the number to reach me. Just ask for JOSIE! The bratty phone sex princess with the super hot young voice and laugh.

 

 

Panty Boy Phone Sex

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Nothing beats the panty boy phone sex calls. You guys crack me up! With your crazy collection of panties. I thought I had a big collection of panties. WRONG! This guy calls up and is all “Hi! How are you? So what panties should I wear for the call?”

Thinking he would have oh 3 pairs to describe for me. NOPE the list just kept going and going and going. Holy fuck. I think he could of kept going for the entire call just describing his panty collection. My head was spinning on the choices. I was actually a bit jealous on the ones he had. How fucking sad is that. Cause I thought I had a huge collection of panties.

Opted for the red cotton panties with butterfly print for the panty boy phone sex call. Yup I would wear those all the time if I had them.

Did ask him where the panty boy got them from. Well that was an interesting story about how he got those panties. Thought for sure he would tell me where he bought them. NOPE. Well he told me where he got them but he never bought them. He stole them.

Ha how many panty boys are going come on Josie tell us where those pretty butterfly panties were from? Ya well I would but like the bratty domme in me is going nah! You dont deserve to know those taboo details and they are extremely taboo like those were worn by some sweet pussy.

Probably saying that makes it way worst doesnt it. Ha that ends up being an even bigger tease. Well that is what I am all about. Teasing oh and dont forget humiliating panty boys.

So grab your panties and your phone for a panty boy phone sex call with me. Josie

1-888-31-HONEY just tell the dispatcher you want to talk to JOSIE.

 

Two Girl Phone Sex

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Everyone around me keeps saying its Frisky Friday! Not sure what your definition of frisky is but for me its doing something that I wouldnt normally do. Oh no wait that would be freaky friday which is something entirely different but I can totally get behind that too. Hmm maybe what I am thinking about would fit both freaky and frisky. Cause what instantly popped into my head was  two girl phone sex calls.

I am all for some 2 girl action. Heck on the phone ya can make anything happen like you, me and a shemale. Or wait it can be you, me and another dude totally make this like a bisexual deal. Well guess with a shemale that would make it some freaky ass bisexual deal wouldnt it?

Ya I have been looking at the hot barely legal teens that are taking calls today and like fuck its a hard choice for me to pick who would be an awesome addition to a two girl phone sex call. So I leave that hard part up to you. I just know that between the 3 of us we can come up with some wild fucking fantasy. From like us hot girls worshiping your cock to where you and I are licking some pussy and ass. Man that would be crazy!

So I am super excited by the idea! Who else is up for a freaky, frisky Friday with Me?

1-888-314-6639 is the number. Just as for Josie.

 

Anything Goes Phone Sex

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So I am super horny tonight! Ya that isnt really different than any other day but like today I jumped on to take some calls the moment I woke up. Usually I am all I am in the mood for this or that fetish or topic but like today its really anything goes phone sex.

When I logged in this morning I was all yes lets masturbate! Come up with some really fucking taboo fantasy to get off too. I mean I am a barely legal with the hottest young voice around. So ya let your imagination run wild on that. Which you dudes totally do.

Then after I rubbed my bald pussy like 800 times. Ok total exaggeration but felt like it. I orgasmed so many times I had to take off to get some nourishment. Ya sounded like a good idea but my pussy is so sensitive from touching it that putting my panties on yup HORNY all over again.

Wandering around the food court I was like damn it! I am cancelling my plans so I can lay in my bed and talk dirty on the phone. Well no I didnt really think that it was more. I have a date with my vibrator and just gonna let you guys come along for the ride.

Even I dont wanna get off alone! So ya thats it. I am here for some anything goes phone sex that will have me rubbing, touching and well most importantly getting off tonight.

Call me at 1-888-314-6639 just ask for Josie!

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

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Happy Hump Day! Ya totally fucking over used but those camel pics on facebook make me giggle every time. I love, love LOVE to laugh which is why I love doing small penis humiliation phone sex calls cause I get to giggle and laugh all the way through. Telling dudes that their dicks are too small for fucking and shit is just an added bonus really.

This guy Terry OMG! He was telling me he had 4 inches rock hard. Ok so being Canadian I am like horrible with inches in general. I like use it but really I have no concept of what I am talking about. Ha! I had to start keeping a ruler near my phone so when I do get small dick losers on the phone I could look at it and really get a picture of how tiny those cocks are. I grabbed my ruler and was like SERIOUSLY?!? This is what you have to work with?

I almost fell out of my bed from laughing so hard. I kept looking at the ruler and busting out in laughter. Ya dont think oh poor Terry he was doing what ever a small dick loser does to get those turtle dicks off. Two fingering stroking or what ever. Like how do you guys masturbate? Wait I really dont want to know.

So starting my day off with hump day pictures has got me wanting to keep on laughing. Bring on the small penis humiliation phone sex calls.

1-888-314-6639 is the number just ask for JOSIE!

Barely Legal Phone Sex

So this barely legal phone sex girl had awesome plans for NYE. Was gonna go out with my bestie and hit the house party that everyone was talking about. Some guys parents had left him home alone and boom instant party. Gonna drink. Dance. Ya know party and rock in 2014!

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Well that was till my friend heard it was busted before it started the parents heard about it and sent in some relative to babysit. Blows. Like can you imagine how fucking embarrassing that is to have everyone know your house party was broken up cause you had to get babysat at 18teen?

I know so why am I not with my girl? She fucking got roped into babysitting. Its a fucking conspiracy, I tell you.

Whats a barely legal phone sex girl to do?

Obvious plunk her ass down to get buck ass wild with some guys on the phone. I mean sure I could of gone and baby sat with my girl but why. When I can do some nasty ass baby sitting role plays with you guys. Ooo and well get down right taboo. I mean its the last night of 2013, so ya like lets make this an awesome one for me.

Suppose for some of ya its already the start of 2014 but either way like lets kick this year of totally taboo and nasty. Ya know what I mean. Rock it in with this barely legal phone sex teen.

Yup that would be me! JOSIE. Who else?

1-888-314-6639 Ask for Josie

 

 

Phone Sex Cock Tease

Ya I get it I am a cock tease! Ok so you might not of realized it. Oops cats out of the bag now. I am a major phone sex cock tease. Well that is what the last 4 guys told me. I cant help it that the minute I start describing what I am wearing they start jerking their cocks.

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Seriously! Like most the time these guys are not interested on if I am my cute skinny jeans or favorite blue skirt that could probably pass for the bottom of a school uniform. They are like your panties describe your panties!

Ha more like you want me to describe what I will do with these panties. Oh ya cause I am gonna be teasing that rock hard cock of yours. Hey you didnt think I was gonna play that innocent barely legal thing and be all shy, did you? Cause if you did then you dont know me. I know I am a phone sex cock tease well even off the phone too. I have totally rocked and teased and even given blue balls. So call me a tease all you want. I am more than happy to be one.

So let me show you just how much of an awesome cock tease I can be by calling me.

Josie 1-888-314-6639

Strap On Phone Sex

Ya its Josie! Bet your already thinking of stuffing your face with mass amounts of turkey and stuff. So why not get your ass stuffed with some strap on phone sex with me. Oh come on like you havent thought it already. I mean really getting it up the ass by a hot barely legal phone teen is probably the one thing you wanna do this weekend. Good news for you I am here to make that happen. Ya I know!

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Yup thats right me and my strap on will be around all fucking weekend. No turkey slamming into my mouth I am all about the ass slamming. (The joys of being Canadian!) My mind is on one thing and one thing only. Fucking some dudes asses up.

Dont worry I am not all gonna make you not sit for 3 weeks type of stuff. Unless course 8 inches of pure plastic dick will some how mess up your butt? Which in that case your a fucking pussy! Bet you will make me brake out the lube too. Blah!

So anyways. Strap on. Sexy barely legal. Ass fucking. Like really do I need to same more? I really dont think so! Other than finish stuffing that face and lets get to the fun stuff. Strap on phone sex!!! Its gonna be the most fun you have this weekend and you know it.

Josie 1-888-314-6639

 

 

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